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The truth is you don’t like me and that’s OK because I’m going to slap you silly!
God speaks in a tone that that belies redemption where the deaf dance in the rain.
Men are moved by desire. Most desire nothing more than a day fishing and a night drinking.
The Human Condition is one of suffering and...., Sex.
You need the right tools to do the right job at the right time, so quit bitchin ya ain’t got a can opener till the time is right.
Really, I woulda thought most honest-to-God Christians woulda been liberals. After all, God is!
Indeed, the greatest things people have to offer is their good will.
How do you know where you’re going when you don’t know where you’ve been?
It’s depressing when the Sun comes up and it’s still dark.
There’s a storm coming and every storm starts with a rain drop.
If you’re setting out on your deck you’re not seeing what’s happening in your front yard.
The Only reality I see is in the rear view mirror.
Setting on the edge of Chaos, across the way my spouse has her house in order.
Your looking sharp this morning’ said Marie Antoinette, to the guy with the big knife.
Only in a Republic are the rights of a minority considered. It’s a bit different in a Democracy.
Dreaming of a world never to be, even when promised.
The fruits of my labor this labor day gives pause to your sanity and redefines mine
We gave women the right to vote so we could blame them for everything.
A tear, while wet, cannot fulfill your thirst, and neither can I.
The supernatural is perfectly natural. We just don’t understand it.
Life’s like a blowjob. Ya, it sucks, but sometimes it just sucks sooo good.
Oh..., If you believe everything you read, you’re an idiot. You do know that, right?
An unexpected frost in early June signals that we all are out of time.
“If memory serves me well, and it doesn’t, I may appear a tad senile in answering your question, now what was it again?
Some People are always right, and those people always suck.
Count you’re pennies and count your blessings that you can count pennies
Our Imaginations suck, otherwise we’d know the truth
Who in the Hell said being Poor builds character? Was that Me? Because I’m finding out, it kinda sucks!
Wise men are children compared to women, just ask my wife.
Work builds character and character defines a society.
Poli: meaning many. Ticks: blood sucking things.
There ain’t no way outta this” said the Butcher to the Hog.
All good things come to an end and so do bad things, like the current administration.
Life is a repetitive thing, enjoy the surprises that come your way, good or bad.
When the heart hurts, there is no balm save for the grace of God.
To hell with aspirin, gimme some damn morphine!
Truth hurts, life is painful and that seems to be our lot.
Keep the people fed with bread and they’ll catch you stealing them blind. Put a steak on their table, and they won’t care.
Social Commentary is an act of subterfuge that will destroy our civilization, but it just also happens to be a good thing.
There are times when nothing said speaks volumes of disturbing silence.
What good is food if you’re not hungry?
Human behavior is played out on a stage whose foundation is need.
Greed isn’t a good thing, it’s a human thing.
All good things come to an end and some good things never come.
Give everything you have and there won’t be nothing left to take, but they’ll find something you forgot about. It’s what make’s them happy.
Why would I spend my time fixing something I can when there’s a lot of stuff I can’t fix.
Independent thought creates Independent Action.
All good men are capable of evil and all evil men are capable.
If intelligence is a gift, stupidity a curse, where lies the wisdom to know the difference?
Don’t know about you, but I’m broke and I’m pissed.
Time is akin to a raging flood as opposed to a river.
Life is too short for all this shit. Get off your ass and do something like trying to make a difference.
Don’t worry, in the end everything will be all right. Just dig a hole and climb in it for the next few years.
In all our universe, if there only existed a solitary living tree, and nothing else, what is the worth of that single tree?
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